THE KIDS ARE WRONG

Addiction

2007-01-16T21:46:00.000-08:00

For serious addiction is a real problem. It effects everyone in the community.

Hamburgers

2007-01-10T17:32:00.000-08:00

The Hamburgler is one of the coolest fast food cartoon characters of our time. His cousin the Cheeseburgler is making his debut in May 2007 when Mayor McCheese lets him out on parole.

P.S. Did you know Grimmace has an Uncle...no shit, Uncle O'Grimacey. He's Irish!

JUICE

2007-01-06T23:34:00.000-08:00

Juice is street slang for "respect & credability". I couldn't agree more. JUICE MUTHAFUCKA!!!!! It's also a street term for taking steroids, as in "dude Derek's so juiced up he's pissing blood and eating live dog's on the street". You get the point. Here are some great moments in "JUICE" history.

The Game - G-Unit dis over O.G. "Juice" beat.

Eric B & Rakim - Juice

Steroids...Your dick will fall off little man!

P.S. Don 'The Dragon' Wilson...awesome

You CAN Do That On Television

2007-01-04T22:04:00.001-08:00

You remember 'You Can't Do That On Television'?
These are the filthy weirdo with a boner versions:

Here's the real deal:

Kirby Puckett R.I.P.

2007-01-03T18:11:00.000-08:00

The Melvins totally dig baseball.

Fattitude

2007-01-02T17:49:00.000-08:00

In an incident likely to be repeated as Americans get larger, the body of a 600-pound man who was cremated at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City in October started a grease fire when leaking body fluids overheated the conventional oven.

Wanna Get High?

2006-12-28T23:40:00.000-08:00

The White House Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP), a component of the Executive Office of the President, was established by the Anti-Drug Abuse Act of 1988.

The principal purpose of ONDCP is to establish policies, priorities, and objectives for the Nation's drug control program. The goals of the program are to reduce illicit drug use, manufacturing, and trafficking, drug-related crime and violence, and drug-related health consequences.

The goals of the public service announcements below are to make you laugh uncontrollably while stoned.

Shabba-Doo (of the movie Breakin')

Chick From 'She's All That'

Robocop

New Jersey / Crack Is Whack Campaign

Eggs

Greatest of All Time

Transcend Your Mind

2006-12-28T01:44:00.000-08:00

If you don't find Anna Faris funny then you are a communist alien rapist who should be locked in a cage deep fried and thrown into a river of piss and blood then forced to listen to Metallica 'Load' for eternity.

Black V.S Black

2006-12-28T01:16:00.000-08:00

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club put out the HIGHLY underrated 'Howl' in 2005. This is a video for one of the great songs on that record. Its a bummer that not as many caught onto the record as shold have. It will certainly go down as a classic and be a heralded record in 5 years by people with great haircuts everywhere.

Marine Le-Pen is the daughter of French politician and leader of the National front part, Jen-Marie Le-Pen. He once called to quarentine all people w/ aids (this was also discussed briefly by the U.S. government) he's also one of those dudes that think the Holocaust was an imaginary play land filled with Nintendo and pinatas. Anyway Marine is trying 're-shape' the image of the National Front and get the 'kids' out to support with slick advertising and a fresh new look.

I think this is one reason why so many people hate the French, and I guess when your people riot for equality for weeks you gotta change something.

Gotta Get Mine

2006-12-27T13:36:00.000-08:00

Mc Breed was/is awesome. White kids in clubs around America need to bring this track back, chop & screw it, remix it, and mp3 blog it. Check out all the Kani gear. The track is as fresh as pooping gold into a diamond toilet.

Juicy

2006-12-25T21:38:00.000-08:00

I love YouTube for all its useless bullshit and all its awesome genius. This video is like rollercoasters, rootbeer floats, and blow jobs all put into the power of a 17 year named Christopher Wallace. Diddy ran the city but can't find out who shot Biggy? I hope someone lodges a bag of sand down his throat and he's forced to shit rocks for the rest of his life.

The Enemy

2006-12-25T01:32:00.000-08:00

The enemy is very 'complex'

Puking in Space

2006-12-24T17:52:00.001-08:00

Fuck yeah this shit makes me want to puke rainbow and eat children.

Summertime

2006-12-24T17:44:00.000-08:00

Aside from dropping one of the freshest Summer jams ever this guys hasn't really done much for the world. So could someone please kick him in the dick so hard he travels back in time.

The World At Large

2006-12-24T16:41:00.000-08:00

CASSETTE PLAYA is taking over. Its from the exquisite mind of Caroline Munden who apparently has Catwoman genes and Batman memes.

It will no doubt be homoginized by U.S. counter cultures an d end up in Los Angeles as the most crappy, irritating, watered-down version imaginable. So for now be enlightened by something that is cool.

DAN DEACON could be the worst shit ever or a stunning genius.

Hopefully Dane Cook (Cooke?) will die in a chemical explosion rendering him unconscious. While at the hospital he will be accidentally admitted into the terminally ill ward where an angel of mercy will commit youthanasia and save the world from this insufferable bag of shit. In the mean time here's a great legend at work.

WHY????????????????

2006-12-17T01:02:00.000-08:00

Ok this is the first ever post which no one will read. That's ok for now. It seems that people, everywhere, have something to say. Whether what they have to say has any meaning is, to turn a phrase, in the eye of the beholder. Lots of people seem to like to write about their lives or their hobbies. Some people seem to like to share photos. Other people like to take pictures at parties and put them on a website. Most people though want to share their lives with one another.

This blog however is going to be a gateway into new ideas. This place will test your abilities to live outside the computer and contribute something to your fellow man/woman. Hopefully this will inspire you to do something spontaneous.

I can say with great confidence that the kids are wrong. Yes they are wrong about everything. We need a sea change. We (the kids) need a new leader. That leader will be all of us. Not just one of us. We need to speak up about everything. Because, as it stands, most everything sucks. Here's the short list:

- Ben Affleck
- Getting shot over Playstation 3
- Paris Hilton
- MySpace
- Text messages about your feelings

The list could go on a few more pages but who needs to read that. Instead let's CHANGE it. It will start with some new ideas and grow from there. Then will break it wide open and start something. Challenge everything, bookmark this page, write your best friend a letter, maybe go for a walk.

See you soon.